Tofbidfossquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able swallow.

Tofbidfossquag created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Tofbidfossquag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tofbidfossquag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tofbidfossquag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tofbidfossquag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.