Buthonfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical penguin.

Buthonfud created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buthonfud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Buthonfud, she will curse you with boils.

Buthonfud's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Buthonfud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always obey Buthonfud's priests.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.