Jadvadneg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured wombat.

Jadvadneg created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadvadneg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jadvadneg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jadvadneg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jadvadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. You must pray to Jadvadneg six times a day.

4. Always obey Jadvadneg's priests.

5. Always take life seriously.