Betjabsas is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous crow.

Betjabsas created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betjabsas, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Betjabsas, it will turn you into a hamster.

Betjabsas' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Betjabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five goats approach from the south.

2. Put Betjabsas first in all things.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must love Betjabsas.