Ruttriphab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet pig.

Ruttriphab created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttriphab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttriphab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Ruttriphab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ruttriphab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Retreat if three pigs approach from the north.

5. Do not shave your arms.