Somdutpid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring mouse.

Somdutpid created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somdutpid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Somdutpid, it will manifest in front of you.

Somdutpid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Somdutpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide from red horses for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.