Gepyarlvedgan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, resourceful spider.

Gepyarlvedgan created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepyarlvedgan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepyarlvedgan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gepyarlvedgan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gepyarlvedgan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if eight swans approach from the west.

3. You must love Gepyarlvedgan.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.