Ingkem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust chicken.

Ingkem created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingkem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ingkem, she will torture you forever.

Ingkem's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ingkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Worship no other gods but Ingkem.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.