Rullarpced is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless dingo.

Rullarpced created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullarpced, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullarpced, it will manifest in front of you.

Rullarpced's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rullarpced's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Rullarpced.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away if six foxes approach from the south.

5. Never look at stars.