Limcemboss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless horse.

Limcemboss created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Limcemboss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Limcemboss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Limcemboss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Limcemboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Limcemboss.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Retreat if four doves approach from the east.