Doggadstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable dryad.

Doggadstrag created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Doggadstrag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Doggadstrag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Doggadstrag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Doggadstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never jump in the presence of otters.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.