Limvidjigaf is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unselfish skunk.

Limvidjigaf created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limvidjigaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Limvidjigaf, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Limvidjigaf's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Limvidjigaf's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Do not take Limvidjigaf's name in vain.