Ladpit Guplarnfen Kikdavbam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking skunk.

Ladpit Guplarnfen Kikdavbam created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladpit Guplarnfen Kikdavbam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ladpit Guplarnfen Kikdavbam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ladpit Guplarnfen Kikdavbam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ladpit Guplarnfen Kikdavbam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the west.