Nutrullbif is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective lizard.

Nutrullbif created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nutrullbif, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nutrullbif, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nutrullbif's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nutrullbif's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear gray.