Nurdidgar Barnfigstipyokfig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless dove.

Nurdidgar Barnfigstipyokfig created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurdidgar Barnfigstipyokfig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurdidgar Barnfigstipyokfig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurdidgar Barnfigstipyokfig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nurdidgar Barnfigstipyokfig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.