Cadpidyim Cissbafrulbunstikdonbastbass is a god.

He takes the form of a small, calm jellyfish.

Cadpidyim Cissbafrulbunstikdonbastbass created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadpidyim Cissbafrulbunstikdonbastbass, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadpidyim Cissbafrulbunstikdonbastbass, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cadpidyim Cissbafrulbunstikdonbastbass' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cadpidyim Cissbafrulbunstikdonbastbass' Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cadpidyim Cissbafrulbunstikdonbastbass.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never look at stars.