Kenvadkim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited chinchilla.

Kenvadkim created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Kenvadkim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kenvadkim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kenvadkim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kenvadkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to cats while wearing violet hats.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat garlic.