Listarfgub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage chinchilla.

Listarfgub created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Listarfgub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listarfgub, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Listarfgub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Listarfgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to capybaras while wearing mauve jumpers.

2. Put Listarfgub first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Always help nematodes.