Badyarplib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy crab.

Badyarplib created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Badyarplib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badyarplib, he will turn you into a hamster.

Badyarplib's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Badyarplib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.