Wadwadvan Pidmabstanmit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sage bird.

Wadwadvan Pidmabstanmit created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wadwadvan Pidmabstanmit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wadwadvan Pidmabstanmit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wadwadvan Pidmabstanmit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wadwadvan Pidmabstanmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Run away if six dolphins approach from the east.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.