Yoktadfeb Natsidfun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish giraffe.

Yoktadfeb Natsidfun created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoktadfeb Natsidfun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yoktadfeb Natsidfun, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yoktadfeb Natsidfun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yoktadfeb Natsidfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yoktadfeb Natsidfun on top of all buildings.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Worship no other gods but Yoktadfeb Natsidfun.