Hubtanspag Gutbapmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciless dragon.

Hubtanspag Gutbapmis created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtanspag Gutbapmis, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubtanspag Gutbapmis, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hubtanspag Gutbapmis' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hubtanspag Gutbapmis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Hubtanspag Gutbapmis on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. You must pray to Hubtanspag Gutbapmis three times a day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.