Gunfadcub Nakyarpgid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonest clam.

Gunfadcub Nakyarpgid created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfadcub Nakyarpgid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gunfadcub Nakyarpgid, it will not care at all.

Gunfadcub Nakyarpgid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gunfadcub Nakyarpgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never sit in the presence of goats.