Jamtofgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered slug.

Jamtofgil created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamtofgil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jamtofgil, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jamtofgil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Jamtofgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Worship no other gods but Jamtofgil.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.