Cidkipsidpad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest bee.

Cidkipsidpad created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cidkipsidpad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cidkipsidpad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cidkipsidpad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cidkipsidpad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.