Vanfomcem is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring horse.

Vanfomcem created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanfomcem, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vanfomcem, she will turn you into a sheep.

Vanfomcem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vanfomcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Retreat if eight bats approach from the south.