Missadkop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured giraffe.

Missadkop created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Missadkop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Missadkop, she will turn you into a duck.

Missadkop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Missadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about asteroids.