Kippibfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody wolf.

Kippibfoss created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kippibfoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kippibfoss, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kippibfoss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kippibfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not kill foxes.