Megmifgar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud bat.

Megmifgar created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megmifgar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megmifgar, it will laugh at you.

Megmifgar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Megmifgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megmifgar.

5. Always obey Megmifgar's priests.