Benransogfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil frog.

Benransogfas created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Benransogfas, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Benransogfas, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Benransogfas' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Benransogfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at black holes.