Quartsugcattonsabnul is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud crane.

Quartsugcattonsabnul created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartsugcattonsabnul, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quartsugcattonsabnul, it will turn you into a worm.

Quartsugcattonsabnul's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quartsugcattonsabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.