Arnkikfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able wombat.

Arnkikfeb created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arnkikfeb, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnkikfeb, he will turn you into a slug.

Arnkikfeb's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Arnkikfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Arnkikfeb loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.