Getyokbed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong bird.

Getyokbed created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getyokbed, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getyokbed, it will be mildly annoyed.

Getyokbed's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Getyokbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Getyokbed loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.