Habhugtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, capable grasshopper.

Habhugtarp created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habhugtarp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Habhugtarp, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Habhugtarp's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Habhugtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not take Habhugtarp's name in vain.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.