Pagdodpin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest dryad.

Pagdodpin created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagdodpin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pagdodpin, he will not care.

Pagdodpin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pagdodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Run away if six dogs approach from the west.