Fedvegfadbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic donkey.

Fedvegfadbast created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedvegfadbast, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fedvegfadbast, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fedvegfadbast's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fedvegfadbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedvegfadbast.