Bignaddim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying lion.

Bignaddim created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bignaddim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bignaddim, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bignaddim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bignaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.