Barnzig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, proud scorpion.

Barnzig created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Barnzig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Barnzig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Barnzig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Barnzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from blue eagles for they are unholy.

4. Run away if four doves approach from the east.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.