Stikfedjig Mongabbepfothub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented hare.

Stikfedjig Mongabbepfothub created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikfedjig Mongabbepfothub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stikfedjig Mongabbepfothub, it will turn you into a duck.

Stikfedjig Mongabbepfothub's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stikfedjig Mongabbepfothub's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed corn to tapirs while wearing violet hats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never go into pink rooms.