Pogtomnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable swallow.

Pogtomnarl created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogtomnarl, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pogtomnarl, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pogtomnarl's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pogtomnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pogtomnarl.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Worship no other gods but Pogtomnarl.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.