Ranhenwod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured chinchilla.

Ranhenwod created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhenwod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ranhenwod, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ranhenwod's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ranhenwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Put Ranhenwod first in all things.