Sandgudfom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful mink.

Sandgudfom created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgudfom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sandgudfom, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sandgudfom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sandgudfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.