Littadpid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, idiotic hippopotamus.

Littadpid created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Littadpid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Littadpid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Littadpid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Littadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Littadpid loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.