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He takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic ant.

Dudhigcamlarp created energy five trillion years ago.

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Dudhigcamlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never sit in the presence of moths.