Jopmumgebgov is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring fly.

Jopmumgebgov created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopmumgebgov, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jopmumgebgov, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jopmumgebgov's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jopmumgebgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs red.

2. Put Jopmumgebgov first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Jopmumgebgov.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Do not commit murder.