Podquafzagquillgan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited parrot.

Podquafzagquillgan created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Podquafzagquillgan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Podquafzagquillgan, she will come to you in dreams.

Podquafzagquillgan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Podquafzagquillgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from mauve sheep for they are unholy.