Ragbafpit Sawdotpog is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured shrew.

Ragbafpit Sawdotpog created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbafpit Sawdotpog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ragbafpit Sawdotpog, it will turn you into a tree.

Ragbafpit Sawdotpog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ragbafpit Sawdotpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ragbafpit Sawdotpog.

5. Run away if four whales approach from the south.