Quimruttnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil snake.

Quimruttnurl created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimruttnurl, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quimruttnurl, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quimruttnurl's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quimruttnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven otters approach from the east.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Quimruttnurl loves squirrels, so they must be respected.