Liddavhun Largyamjad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable weasel.

Liddavhun Largyamjad created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liddavhun Largyamjad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Liddavhun Largyamjad, it will turn you into a duck.

Liddavhun Largyamjad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Liddavhun Largyamjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never feed parsnips to shrews while wearing purple coats.

3. Never wear green corsets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.
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