Stikpangmot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, conceited goat.

Stikpangmot created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikpangmot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stikpangmot, it will turn you into a mouse.

Stikpangmot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Stikpangmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Do not take Stikpangmot's name in vain.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never laugh in holy places.